December 2010
Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all.
– Johnny Depp (via kari-shma)
On the subject of kneecaps.
Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?
Shepherd Book: It does. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
The cat is taking up a full cushion on the sofa......
@nachalainne: You love the internet, don't lie.
dollywaffles:
You can’t resist.
I do, but sometimes it makes me so angry. D: I can’t look through the comments section on articles or pictures, I can’t go to anyone else’s RP site, I can’t even look at some screennames… it’s mine, I tell you! All mine, and fuck them for taking what’s mine, mine, miiiiine.
[insert .gif of Capt. Ratcliffe here]
There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them.
– Joseph Brodsky (via Wisdom, Received)
Books, records, films…these things matter! Call me shallow, but it’s the fucking...
– Rob, High Fidelity (via enicoleh)
Still a little whimsical in the brain pan.
– Capt. Malcolm Reynolds [Firefly]
All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players.
– As You Like It - William Shakespeare (via quote-book)
This is like smearing honey into Kiera Knightley.
– Jeremy Clarkson [Top Gear]
Smart people talk about ideas. Common people talk about things. Mediocre people...
– Jules Romains (via kari-shma)
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
– Josh Billings (via justbesplendid) (via quote-book)
There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort.
– Jane Austen (via kari-shma)
It’s strange that words are so inadequate. Yet, like the asthmatic struggling...
– T.S. Eliot (via fatalistichues) (via quote-book)
Pillars of the Earth = Unbelievable.
The Pillars of the Earth is my new favourite show.
Matthew McFayden.
Donald Sutherland.
Rufus Sewell!!
Hayley Atwell.
Natalia Wörner.
Sam Claflin.
EDDIE. REDMAYNE. <33
Nothing makes you be proactive like someone trying to hang themselves.
– Codex [The Guild]
I’m like a Mama cougar with her cubs. Mess with my baby, I rip out your...
– Zabu’s Mother [The Guild]
I was lying. Lied to my own webcam.
– Codex [The Guild]
But I was quick to establish parameters! …I started crying hysterically...
– Codex [The Guild]
I have grown to love secrecy. It seems to be the one thing that can make modern...
– Oscar Wilde
Comic Sans Criminal →
Honour is sexy. Villainy is irresistible.
– Twenty Things I Learned from Anime
Did you see Fang’s balls?
– My BFF [during CoS]
Lucius with his hair pulled back... meow.
Lucius hates that Dobby's being a treacherous...
I cried when Cedric died.
This movie is so much harder to watch when you're...
RIP Evan Rosier
"Oh my god! I've killed Harry Potter!"
I wish, Neville. I wish.
"You know the Prefect's Bath..."
That was an invitation for sex, Harry.
Not help with your stupid egg.
I think Viktor Krum is so hot.
dollywaffles:
nachalainne:
And Barty Crouch Jr.
And Lucius Malfoy.
And Cedric Diggory.
Agreed.
and Draco Malfoy.
and Neville Longbottom.
Minus Cedric tbh.
I was going to add Neville… but then he opened his mouth, and his teeth are… so… eeeuugh.
Ron wants to be with Viktor so badly.
I think Viktor Krum is so hot.
And Barty Crouch Jr.
And Lucius Malfoy.
And Cedric Diggory.
Watching GoF. Oh, Doctor...
I would cite regulation, but I know you would simply ignore it.
– Spock [Star Trek]
I intend to assist in the effort to reestablish communication with Star Fleet....
– Spock [Star Trek]
Are you out of your Vulcan mind?
– Leonard “Bones” McCoy [Star Trek]